unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*jean grey dies and comes back to life multiple times and is now dead but still kinda alive and she still pops up to save the x-men every now and again and then goes back to the being dead but not quite*

white people: okay yes very sensible !

*batman is killed…

otterlogic:

Dedicated to sexybaldwin, the creator of this beautiful AU.
otterlogic:

Dedicated to sexybaldwin, the creator of this beautiful AU.
otterlogic:

Dedicated to sexybaldwin, the creator of this beautiful AU.

otterlogic:

Dedicated to sexybaldwin, the creator of this beautiful AU.

itsalwayssunnyinrc:

Mac: It’s a bigger problem than that, guys. He’s slow at everything. You should see how long it takes him to bang chicks.

Dennis: Mac, that’s because you always try and barge in so you can see the chicks naked, and then I have to start the process all over again.

Mac: But you waste so much time talking to them when you should be plowing.

- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “Thunder Gun Express”

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chaucerettescs:

And Now… The Weather | Part 1 of ?: Episodes 1 - 18 | [Listen] | [DDL]

A mix of tunes for each episode of Welcome to Night Vale

"We’re receiving word from the City Council that there was absolutely not a Pink Floyd Multimedia Laser Spectacular this weekend at Radon Canyon…"

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
— Nietzsche (via quotestomorals)

(Source: timikeke)

and this is why I’m a bigger Dreamworks fan; try again Disney

(Source: assassinandthecaptain)

bogleech:

Trying to explain to someone why it’s creepy to just hurl unsolicited come-ons and physical “compliments” at strangers and you’d think I told him not to breathe. He used the phrase “society would grind to a halt.”

I’ve never hit on anybody, initiated flirting, or known if I was being flirted with and I’ve still been in relationships so no, society would probably not grind to a halt I’m pretty sure most real relationships start with some pre-existing familiarity and not a strange dude reminding some waitress that she has boobs

slime-minister:

if you smoke you will never be two cool glasses skulls

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

(Source: talkshitnojutsu)